“Our Friend Dave”. I love the Yay Area.
Everyone stop what you’re doing
Me: Hi, Dr. Albert.
Marv Albert: A playoff atmosphere in here tonight!
Me: Well, it’s been a tough week. My mother came to visit me.
Marv Albert: From downtown!
Me: And, of course, she immediately asked if I was still sleeping with Sarah.
Marv Albert: Out of bounds!
Me: Exactly. It’s not her business.
Marv Albert: Unbelievable!
Me: And Sarah won’t even return my calls.
Me: I called her, like, twelve times last night.
Marv Albert: A dozen! Unanswered!
Me: I don’t know why I’m surprised. We haven’t been intimate in months.
Marv Albert: Stuck outside the perimeter!
Shouts & Murmurs - Jesse Eisenberg imagines American sportscaster Marv Albert as a therapist: http://nyr.kr/XRrl6d
L.S. Lowry, The Cripples. 1949
Watch the Knowledge Network documentary Looking for Lowry. It features Ian McKellan trolling the streets and appreciating art.